Like all freelance writers, I am happy to consider ideas for commissions - to give talks,  to write essays and books, to entertain at birthdays and bar-mitzvahs, to open supermarkets, to try to keep passengers awake on cruise liners and to play the male lead in major motion pictures. For matters like these I am most ably represented by the William Morris Agency, and the first point of contact will be the quite extraordinary and tremendously nice Suzanne Gluck, who can be found in New York at SGluck_asst@wmeentertainment.com